“Nurse,” said the patient, “I’m in love with you. I don’t want to get better.”
“Don’t worry; you won’t,” she said, cheerfully. “The doctor’s in love with me, too, and he saw you kiss me this morning.” - Barrie Examiner.
Timber Lake Topic February 8, 1934
A mouse in the pantry of the L.V. Lynch home in Quinn had knawed away at a box of matches until some of the matches were ignited and a fire starte…